I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Nickleback.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Women's rights

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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