Come on children, don't dawdle.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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women's rights

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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