- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Im black

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

My dad

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

dry handjob

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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