- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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