Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What do you call a black man? Black

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

get in the car.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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