What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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what's black and can't swim?

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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the game

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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