- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

The Morman Religion.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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