Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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