Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

42, that is all

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Today is March 22.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Women's Rights

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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