Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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porn-hub

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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I was once a hamster.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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