Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Women's rights

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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