- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

William wright is Gay

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

God. God.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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