How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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the game

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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