Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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