You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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God. God.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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