Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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