- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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