- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

retard

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Your Mom!!!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Thats sweet, thank you then.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Black Friday

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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