- Anti Joke

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Obama

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pooped.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes