- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

You read the Terms of Service.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Stop Spam Read Books

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why was the gay guy sad?

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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