why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Morning wood.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Rick santorum

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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