Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Your mom is fat

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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