Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Men's Rights

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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