yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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