What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Here's another:

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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