- Anti Joke

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.