- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Your Mother

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

im gey

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

a man is running away

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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