What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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call of duty world at war

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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i like cats

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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