Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Women's Rights.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A man buys free health care...

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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