- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Politics

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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