- Anti Joke

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.