A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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