- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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