Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What time is it? Refrigerator

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

this girl died

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

My tractor broke down.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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