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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

lol a man is drowning

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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