what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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hi

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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