Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

the WNBA

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Anti Joke

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