what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Mitt Romney penis

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

hi corey

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Anti Joke

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