canaan and mallory

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Spotto

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

vbh

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

a man walks into a prostitute.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

obama's promises

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Civil Rights.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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