Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

FAP

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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