Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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whos gay? you are

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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a black father

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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