two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Child Prostitution.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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cot!

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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