- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Mogok Papiti.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Your face is hilarious.

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