- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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