A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Your gay

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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