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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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