Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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