- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

the bible

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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