Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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sfdg

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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