Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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